Can you do nothing?

A: Can you do nothing?
B: Yes.
A: What does doing nothing mean?
B: Well, nothing means not working
A: But I am asking if u can do nothing?
B: OK you mean not even play, or watch movie or read?
A: Why is it so difficult to understand a simple question – I mean nothing! NOTHING!
B: Oh you mean just sit and chat?
A: No. Nothing.
B: U mean just sit and not even talk? What if I am hungry?
A: Say you will not be hungry also and u r doing nothing.
B: That sounds really difficult. Guess I will die if I were to do nothing.
A: Can you do nothing?
C: Humm never thought of it.
A: What does doing nothing mean?
C: Well I guess relaxing
A: Good. What does relaxing mean?
C: All the things that u can’t do while you are at work
A: Is it doing nothing?
C: Guess its doing more things
A: Can you do nothing?
D: to do that I need to finish doing something
A: Now you are talking
D: I would love to do nothing. I guess I am not ready for it yet.